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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:27:01 GMT

The Good news is...

"The Slammin' Salmon" by Broken Lizard (Super Troopers) is coming!...Check out the Trailer...

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The Bad News is...

Katt Williams recently got arrested for Burglary and Criminal Trespass charges in a West Georgia community on Sunday night... What the Freakin' Heck is going on here??...

Williams, 38, smiled broadly while posing for a mug shot photo at the Coweta County, Georgia, jail.His first court appearance is set for 4 p.m. ET Monday, where a magistrate will decide if Williams is eligible for bond, said Deborah Matthews, a spokeswoman with the Coweta County Magistrate Court.

Now I know we haven't seen Katt in a while but, dang, is times that hard? I know he has all them kids of his to feed but this is the kind of stuff that you do if you've been out of Hollywood for many years, not many months.

Wooooow!...

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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:24:49 GMT

Chrisette Michele is "Fragile" w/ Rapper Wales...

Chrisette Michele has been in the business for a good minute, but she seems to be in the background a little compared to many others in the industry. But then again, it's hard to stand out when the Radio Stations and TV would give you much publicity. There is just NO variety!...

Anyway, the video is pretty good and it features Wales who has his Album coming out this month on the 10th. Keep an eye out for these 2. I know this video will be all over 106 & Park, but push the song at the radio stations, people! Fight the Power!! (seriously, not an 80s reference)...

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Man, "Community" is crazy good!...

I LOOOOVE this show! The dialogue, the setting (at a Community college), and the characters are addictive. The comedy is quick and subtle, but it always catches you off guard and has you rolling. Even with the promo above, which I'm showing to those who don't know, has some stupid funny stuff.

Look, watch it, tell me what you think and even if you don't like watching it, DVR it, so it can have good ratings, and then I can keep watching it! I ask for so little, please, everyone, help a Brotha out. Also, I'm trying to make this site popular and I need some help. You'd help Perez Hilton or go to Mediatakeout wouldn't you?!...

Recommend me... The people must know! Fight the Power!!...

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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:29:58 GMT

"Men in Black 3" is a GO! Should it be??...

For me, this is GOOD NEWS!! I know some may be groaning about this because the 2nd movie wasn't the best, but I liked it and I think the 3rd would fit rather nicely. Besides, if you people can shovel money into a rat's nest like "Transformers 2", you can cough up the dough for this movie.

Honestly, it's a great genre and it needs to be further developed. There was an "Animated Series" that came out that was really funny, but it disappeared. You can't find it now because they never put it on DVD and the reruns are only shown in Australia. With this coming out, straight to DVD, baby!...

What do you think?...

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:07:05 GMT

Bobby Brown's got a Book, y'all!...

I just found my Book of the Month! Now I know this is gonna sound like sour grapes, but to be honest, everything that Bobby Brown says in this book is the truth. I know because he's said it before! Check out this insert:

"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney."..."I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice."

He once said that before during an few different interviews. In fact, I lot of what he says was said before because, like his reality show, Bobby's life is an open book (no pun intended). Look at what Whitney's Rep had to say:

"Miss Houston is sad that Bobby feels he need to say such things but she choses to take the high road and will not speak badly about the father of her child even if it's to set the record straight."

Oh yeah, right!!! That Oprah interview was all about bad-mouthing Bobby just to get some sympathy (or pity) from Oprah and her tribe. "Miss Houston" left the "high road" when she said that Bobby "spit on me"...

TEAM BOBBY!!!...

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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:18:40 GMT

"A-Team"? Seriously??...

I loved "A-Team" growing up. In fact, one of my favorite phrases is "I love it when a plan comes together!". However, this (yet again) makes me sad. On the one hand, it further proves that the World is ending, but on the other, it's not ending fast enough!...

Do these guys honestly think this is a good idea? Come on, Liam Neeson, you impressed me with "Taken" but now you just look silly. And you know what's weird, I'm actually wondering when "Thundercats the Movie" will come out...

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:20:51 GMT

"Boondocks" Season 3 is coming!...soon...

Well, that's what Aaron McGruder, creator of "The Boondocks", said recently on Twitter:

-- Boondocks Update!! Still have no idea when Season 3 is coming out. Sorry. (But it is coming... )10:53 AM Oct 17th from web

-- Man... if y'all thought Ruckus was mean, what til you see his Father and Grandmother! Season 3 is coming, just can't say when. Patience! 10:33 AM Sep 25th from web

This fills me with joy! I know he's not giving any definite release dates to work with, but at least we know he's working on them. I can wait. But, wait, did he say that Ruckus has family members??... Nah, I can't wait!!...

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:31:19 GMT

This'll tide you over 'til tomorrow...

Nice!...

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:23:52 GMT

"2012"? They're a little off...

Personally, I feel that the end will happen in 2014, but, hey, what do I know. I'm tryin' to learn about Viruses right now! Anyway, I love a good Disaster movie and this one will be extremely popular. Why? Because everyone is starting to see that weird things are happening.

Don't worry people. Watch the movie, be cool, and if you need some real info on how this wonderful world will end, just stand outside on a Saturday morning, wait a couple of minutes, and some Jehovah's Witnesses will be along to give you some literature on the subject... Seriously...

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The Game needs some more Players!...

These are the Top Rap Dudes in the Rap Game right now and compared to when I was growing up, this is just too few a number. It's bad enough that Hip Hop is a Sausage Fest, but none of these guys represent the "dropping the knowledge" side to Hip Hop. Which one looks like "Stay in School" to you??

All of you Artists out there! If you want to add something that's a little different, hit me up and I'll do what I can. I'll post up your videos, interview you, or whatever. We need the variety back...

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:58:57 GMT

Right now I'm sick... H1N1???...

Sometime last month (over 3 weeks ago) I got sick with what my Doctor believes was the Flu. He gave me some Antibotics and the "get some rest" speech. Cool... Meanwhile, (almost like clockwork) I get sick again with the same symptoms. I immediately think the worst and hope it's not what I think it is...

No, not the Swine Flu-- actually yeah at first -- but I was worried about Pneumonia which is what I had last year and it was NOT cool. I want to a Urgent Care because I started to have trouble breathing and the Doctor said "viral" and prescribed an Inhaler & Cough Suppressants...

This is what I found interesting! Once a Doctor decides that it's a Viral whatever, why do they give up? I'll tell you why, because the Medical profession and Scientists (don't forget them) can't do anything about Viruses. WHY???!!! These microscopic organisms kick our butts all the time... Why??

Anyway, it turns out (after going to the MY Doctor again) I have Bronchial problems that need Inhalers (check), Steriods( not the good kind, check) and Antibotics (just in case, check). What worries me is that people give up when it comes to fighting these hard-to-see creatures. I say, it's SAD!...

I have made it my part-time goal to learn about and ERADICATE the "Virus". I did the same for Cockroaches and I haven't seen one in a Decade. Got some? I'll tell you how to get rid of 'em! We have to do something before the Rage Virus (or the T-Virus) shows up later.

I'll get back to Entertainment tommorrow, but right now I have a job to do! [Standing like Batman]...

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Thursday, October 08, 2009

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:42:57 GMT

Top 10 Worst Movies of all Time!!...

10.    "Cool As Ice"...

Ridin' around on a borrowed Motorcycle with multi-colored pants and a Johnny Bravo-styled bouffant haircut is NOT gonna get you the rich girl!... "drop the zero and get with a hero..."

9.    "Glitter"...


Before Mariah's fake marriage and after the fake boobs, she did this masterpiece that still gives many folks nightmares. Bad, very bad acting and writing all around...

8.    "The Postman"...


This movie was a blantant advertisement for the Post Office. I mean, that's ALL they talked about through the whole movie! Fellows, nobody care about the mail or mailmen, okay. They only bring bills...

7.    "The Last Action Hero"...


This movie was the one flick that made me not like Schwarzenegger anymore. Long before the "Batman & Robin" fiasco, this was the first big nail in his career coffin...

6.    "The Hottie & the Nottie"...


Paris is not a Hottie! She's cute, but "hottie"? No. And the "Nottie" chick, oh my goodness, I would NOT have made this movie my first big gig. Come on, anything but this. Horrible!...

5.    "Meet Dave"...


Terrible, terrible, terrible! I didn't like anything about this and that includes Gabielle Union... And I love her! It just seems like he picked this to finish up his contract or something. Just... just... bad.

4.    "X-Men III"...


I have expressed on many occasions how much I hated this movie. It killed that franchise right along with all the major players in the X-Men Universe. And now Disney has Marvel, man, it sucks all around...

3.    "Transformers and Transformers 2"...


I was disgusted with the 1st movie, I refuse to see the 2nd (even a the budget) and now Micheal Bay is working on a 3rd movie. See what you people have done? You're paying for bad writing, bad acting, and LOTS of noise. BOOOOO!!

2.    "Meet the Spartans", "Diaster Movie", "Epic Movie", etc...



I know it seems unfair to do these combos, but these movies were made by the same people and are collectively deserving of being the 2nd worst as a whole. Not funny, not funny, not freakin' funny...

1.    Every "Friday the 13th" movie ever made!...



Don't be shocked. Were you really a fan of this franchise? Did you really pay money to see any of the 10 movies of the series? If you did, then you are a sucker and I have some swampland I wanna sell you. I saw the first 2 movies and was disgust by the 1st because it was his mother(?) and then it was Jason in the other movies, but it was unscary and very cheesy. Icon, yes. Worth any money, "Hell" no!...

And speaking of Horrible Movies, this movie is coming soon and it looks like it will beat all of these movies!...

WOW!!



Just, WOOOOW!!!!

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